Hey pervs.. Wayne here (Mr Siren). Thought I'd share a funny story about why we are very careful with who we trust and why I screen all of Dee's "Fuck Me" emails.
About a month ago a Fan from Dee's webcam filled out the "fuck me" forms and he was VERY attractive, fit and HUNG. He had spoke with her many times in her cam room and said he was coming to visit Houston and wanted to set up something. So I corresponded with him over email getting all the details worked out.
Well... the day before he was supposed to be coming down to visit I received a text from him. From the start I realized this guy was full of shit.. but thought it would be funny to see his responses. Hope everyone gets a good laugh.
2010-10-14 09:25:02 Tommy hello this is Tommys sister he told me to text u hes in the Hospital he got into a accident last nite.
2010-10-14 09:30:19 Tommy Drunk driver ran a red light and totalled out Tommys car
2010-10-14 10:37:07 Mr Siren Give him our best..
2010-10-14 10:43:04 Tommy he has broken ribs broke wrist broke pelvis lots of cuts and bruises
2010-10-14 10:48:59 Mr Siren Sorry to hear.
2010-10-14 10:49:14 Tommy thanxs I will tell him
2010-10-14 13:36:01 Tommy Tommy got somethin in the mail from u today
2010-10-14 13:54:05 Mr Siren My wifes panties.
2010-10-14 13:54:47 Tommy oh ya
2010-10-14 13:55:57 Mr Siren Her wet panties.
2010-10-14 13:56:10 Tommy thats hott
2010-10-14 13:58:22 Mr Siren U like that? U should take them out n use them.
2010-10-14 13:58:46 Tommy they smell strong
2010-10-14 14:03:13 Mr Siren Good... send us a pic of u with them.
2010-10-14 15:03:04 Mr Siren Can u tell us the hospital? We want to send him something.
2010-10-14 15:04:25 Tommy thats nice of u they hope to let him out tonite or in the mornin
2010-10-14 15:05:48 Mr Siren Cool.... we can get it to him today. Very fast release for such bad injuries.
2010-10-14 15:06:18 Tommy yes they dont keep ya there long
2010-10-14 15:07:41 Mr Siren Cool.... so which one?
I CALLED TO SEE IF SIS WOULD ANSWER
2010-10-14 15:19:24 Tommy his phones dead
2010-10-14 15:35:43 Tommy he doesnt want anything he said thanxs anway
DEAD PHONE? haaha
2010-10-14 15:43:27 Mr Siren His phone is dead? How did u know I called n how are u texting me? We HATE
liars n fakes. We r not stupid.
2010-10-14 15:44:07 Tommy im at his house and chargin his phone but whatever
2010-10-14 15:49:39 Tommy He doesnt know im textin hes realy at work and i didnt want him to meet u
2010-10-14 15:51:19 Tommy So please dont be mad at him he wants to meet u guys this was my idea
2010-10-14 15:57:59 Mr Siren Then call me now. Otherwise its all off
2010-10-14 16:03:19 Mr Siren Also.... where do u live?
2010-10-14 16:04:01 Tommy u mailed stuf to tom
2010-10-14 16:06:14 Mr Siren U r so fake.... sorry.... but its done.
I LOVE GOOGLE..SO EASY TO FIND INFO
2010-10-14 16:06:52 Mr Siren Saw your fb.... those pics u sent us r not really u.
2010-10-14 16:09:44 Tommy wow ur good this is wife
2010-10-14 16:10:40 Tommy I will make sure that he never bothers u or ur wife again
2010-10-14 16:12:00 Mr Siren Is it really? Not good.. just easy. Still don't believe u though. A wife would be
pissed, not fake. It's u tommy.
YEP.. A WIFE WILL PRETEND TO BE A SIS AND GET HOT OVER PANITES
2010-10-14 16:13:14 Tommy this is his wife and im very pissed me and him will talk when he gets his fuckin
ass home from work. im packin his shit up rite now
2010-10-14 16:13:44 Mr Siren So should I spam your phone number n Facebook all over the place? We have
lots of fans that would help
2010-10-14 16:14:25 Tommy plzzz dont we will never bother u again
2010-10-14 16:14:25 Mr Siren Then call me.... I have a lot of info on and about you.
2010-10-14 16:16:49 Mr Siren Then call....that simple.
2010-10-14 16:16:52 Tommy Im with my kids
2010-10-14 16:18:53 Mr Siren Ok... just want to hear voice. Stop making excuses.
2010-10-14 16:19:35 Tommy Im sorry u got lied to pls we will never bother u again
2010-10-14 16:21:07 Mr Siren If u call... its all over. If not.... will be a while.
2010-10-14 16:21:45 Tommy I will have tommy call in 10 that ok
2010-10-14 16:22:23 Mr Siren No.... u.
2010-10-14 16:23:01 Tommy plzz dont
2010-10-14 16:23:46 Tommy I gotta get to work tommy will call im late
2010-10-14 16:24:47 Mr Siren U have about 2 min to call. If not.... I'm posting your info everywhere
2010-10-14 16:25:26 Tommy I gotta go tommy will call
HE CALLED RIGHT AWAY BEGGING FORGIVENESS FROM US BOTH. ADMITTED IT ALL.
2010-10-14 16:46:26 Mr Siren For all this bs, you owe my wife something.
2010-10-14 16:46:37 Tommy what do I owe her
2010-10-14 16:46:51 Tommy besides an apoligy
2010-10-14 16:59:25 Mr Siren What do u think would work? U piss off your wife, what do y get her?
2010-10-14 16:59:46 Tommy i send her an apoligy email
2010-10-14 17:02:41 Mr Siren Then you're a shitty husband. Going to take more then that.
2010-10-14 17:03:04 Tommy cmon i fucked up
2010-10-14 17:03:20 Tommy u said all i had to do was call
2010-10-14 17:05:38 Mr Siren I said your wife needed to call. Again... sorry is not enough.
2010-10-14 17:17:12 Mr Siren Dee hates liars n guys that try to get things. U kept trying to get her number, now u know why u didn't. Because of that, u owe her.
He did end up making it up to her that day. What an asshole!