Tommy the Liar

Hey pervs.. Wayne here (Mr Siren). Thought I'd share a funny story about why we are very careful with who we trust and why I screen all of Dee's "Fuck Me" emails.

About a month ago a Fan from Dee's webcam filled out the "fuck me" forms and he was VERY attractive, fit and HUNG. He had spoke with her many times in her cam room and said he was coming to visit Houston and wanted to set up something. So I corresponded with him over email getting all the details worked out.

Well... the day before he was supposed to be coming down to visit I received a text from him. From the start I realized this guy was full of shit.. but thought it would be funny to see his responses. Hope everyone gets a good laugh.

2010-10-14 09:25:02 Tommy hello this is Tommys sister he told me to text u hes in the Hospital he got into a accident last nite.

2010-10-14 09:30:19 Tommy Drunk driver ran a red light and totalled out Tommys car

2010-10-14 10:37:07 Mr Siren Give him our best..

2010-10-14 10:43:04 Tommy he has broken ribs broke wrist broke pelvis lots of cuts and bruises

2010-10-14 10:48:59 Mr Siren Sorry to hear.

2010-10-14 10:49:14 Tommy thanxs I will tell him

2010-10-14 13:36:01 Tommy Tommy got somethin in the mail from u today

2010-10-14 13:54:05 Mr Siren My wifes panties.

2010-10-14 13:54:47 Tommy oh ya

2010-10-14 13:55:57 Mr Siren Her wet panties.

2010-10-14 13:56:10 Tommy thats hott

2010-10-14 13:58:22 Mr Siren U like that? U should take them out n use them.

2010-10-14 13:58:46 Tommy they smell strong

2010-10-14 14:03:13 Mr Siren Good... send us a pic of u with them.

HOUR LATER

2010-10-14 15:03:04 Mr Siren Can u tell us the hospital? We want to send him something.

2010-10-14 15:04:25 Tommy thats nice of u they hope to let him out tonite or in the mornin

2010-10-14 15:05:48 Mr Siren Cool.... we can get it to him today. Very fast release for such bad injuries.

2010-10-14 15:06:18 Tommy yes they dont keep ya there long

2010-10-14 15:07:41 Mr Siren Cool.... so which one?

I CALLED TO SEE IF SIS WOULD ANSWER

2010-10-14 15:19:24 Tommy his phones dead

2010-10-14 15:35:43 Tommy he doesnt want anything he said thanxs anway

DEAD PHONE? haaha

2010-10-14 15:43:27 Mr Siren His phone is dead? How did u know I called n how are u texting me? We HATE
liars n fakes. We r not stupid.

2010-10-14 15:44:07 Tommy im at his house and chargin his phone but whatever

2010-10-14 15:49:39 Tommy He doesnt know im textin hes realy at work and i didnt want him to meet u
guys

2010-10-14 15:51:19 Tommy So please dont be mad at him he wants to meet u guys this was my idea

2010-10-14 15:57:59 Mr Siren Then call me now. Otherwise its all off

2010-10-14 16:03:19 Mr Siren Also.... where do u live?

2010-10-14 16:04:01 Tommy u mailed stuf to tom

2010-10-14 16:06:14 Mr Siren U r so fake.... sorry.... but its done.

I LOVE GOOGLE..SO EASY TO FIND INFO

2010-10-14 16:06:52 Mr Siren Saw your fb.... those pics u sent us r not really u.

2010-10-14 16:09:44 Tommy wow ur good this is wife

2010-10-14 16:10:40 Tommy I will make sure that he never bothers u or ur wife again

2010-10-14 16:12:00 Mr Siren Is it really? Not good.. just easy. Still don't believe u though. A wife would be
pissed, not fake. It's u tommy.

YEP.. A WIFE WILL PRETEND TO BE A SIS AND GET HOT OVER PANITES

2010-10-14 16:13:14 Tommy this is his wife and im very pissed me and him will talk when he gets his fuckin
ass home from work. im packin his shit up rite now

2010-10-14 16:13:44 Mr Siren So should I spam your phone number n Facebook all over the place? We have
lots of fans that would help

2010-10-14 16:14:25 Tommy plzzz dont we will never bother u again

2010-10-14 16:14:25 Mr Siren Then call me.... I have a lot of info on and about you.

2010-10-14 16:16:49 Mr Siren Then call....that simple.

2010-10-14 16:16:52 Tommy Im with my kids

2010-10-14 16:18:53 Mr Siren Ok... just want to hear voice. Stop making excuses.

2010-10-14 16:19:35 Tommy Im sorry u got lied to pls we will never bother u again

2010-10-14 16:21:07 Mr Siren If u call... its all over. If not.... will be a while.

2010-10-14 16:21:45 Tommy I will have tommy call in 10 that ok

2010-10-14 16:22:23 Mr Siren No.... u.

2010-10-14 16:23:01 Tommy plzz dont

2010-10-14 16:23:46 Tommy I gotta get to work tommy will call im late

2010-10-14 16:24:47 Mr Siren U have about 2 min to call. If not.... I'm posting your info everywhere

2010-10-14 16:25:26 Tommy I gotta go tommy will call

HE CALLED RIGHT AWAY BEGGING FORGIVENESS FROM US BOTH. ADMITTED IT ALL.

2010-10-14 16:46:26 Mr Siren For all this bs, you owe my wife something.

2010-10-14 16:46:37 Tommy what do I owe her

2010-10-14 16:46:51 Tommy besides an apoligy

2010-10-14 16:59:25 Mr Siren What do u think would work? U piss off your wife, what do y get her?

2010-10-14 16:59:46 Tommy i send her an apoligy email

2010-10-14 17:02:41 Mr Siren Then you're a shitty husband. Going to take more then that.

2010-10-14 17:03:04 Tommy cmon i fucked up

2010-10-14 17:03:20 Tommy u said all i had to do was call

2010-10-14 17:05:38 Mr Siren I said your wife needed to call. Again... sorry is not enough.

2010-10-14 17:17:12 Mr Siren Dee hates liars n guys that try to get things. U kept trying to get her number, now u know why u didn't. Because of that, u owe her.


He did end up making it up to her that day. What an asshole!